caitiborruso replied to your post: caitiborruso said:damn u elizabet…

soliciting dating advice on the internet gets vague response shakes fist does nothing

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU TAKE MY DATING ADVICE

caitiborruso:
damn u elizabeth musgrave damn u

this is the reaction i want to elicit from my friends always

Anonymous:
Y don't u have a girlfriend?

narwhalnicholas:

my creative writing teacher banned sighing in our stories because no one sighs irl but i feel the only appropriate way to reply to this ask is with that banned verb, so…

"sigh"

EVIL EYE RADIO VIA WPIR 4-5

evileyeradio:

ARE YOU TUNED IN

ARE YOUR DUMB FRIENDS TUNED IN

IS YOUR DOG TUNED IN

OKAY GOOD